Well, if they didn’t like you, would they even be checking your references? So, that’s a good sign, no? But yes, I understand. The waiting is torture.

Oh my god, that is hilarious. Next time, come to the door almost naked. It’ll shock the shit out of their delicate Christian sensibilities.

Ugh, fucking assholes and their fucking grocery carts! Why, for the love of all that is holy, must they park their cart on one side of the aisle and then stand looking at things on the other side of the aisle???!?!?!? Bitch, do you realize you’re BLOCKING THE ENTIRE AISLE?!?!?!

Yes, definitely dreading horrible family. My dad is a Republican asshole racist who thinks he’s always right and makes snide comments about my 15 year old niece’s weight. My mother is a narcissistic attention whore who drinks too much. One couple of cousins are evangelical Christians who think that just getting…

All of my curtains are from Ikea. Great fabric, bright colors, super low prices. I paid $6 for each super long curtain rod (long enough to go over wide sliding patio doors) and $10 for end finials. I have two sets on each window, one colored dupioni silk and a white sheer (for privacy but to still let the light in). I…

Cuz, yeah, men don’t get heard from enough in this world. They really need more opportunity.

I know, right? “Bitch, we won.”

I was gonna say that too. That looks like a cute little cottage.

They don’t make the clothes because when they do, they don’t take it seriously and use the same fabrics and cuts they use when making regular sizes therefore it looks like shit, doesn’t fit well and then doesn’t sell. Therefore they think no one buys them so why bother making them. A while back Target (yes, Target)…

With shoulder cut outs and fringe to hide your hips.

The first one sucked and I still loved it and watched it over and over so I suspect this one will be the same. And I’m perfectly fine with that.

Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, STOP using Human Centipede as a reference for anything. Nobody needs that disgusting and ridiculous visual image in their head any more than absolutely necessary. That gallery is full.

Fucking happiness, man. What assholes. Ugh.

Exactly. And you know that $167,000 didn’t come out of Weinstein’s own pocket.

As a very smell-oriented person, I would have enjoyed this a lot. I LOVE candles, love going into Yankee Candle and Bath & Body Works and used to work at the perfume counter at Macy’s. And yes, I enjoy challenging myself to identify perfume as random people walk by. Although, am angry at Yankee Candle for doing away…

Exactly. She got her first Oscar in 1979. That’s the same year that Miramax started as an independent production company. By the time they had even a modestly successful film, she had already won her 2nd Oscar. She’s a power player and also older than Weinstein. She’s not his type and he was smart enough not to fuck…

Yep, I had a boss (a Director level person) not know how to change a few words on a PowerPoint slide. It wasn’t even a formatting change, it was literally just a few typos. She didn’t know how to do it.

Can we have negative Mario? Like, go back in time and erase some of the Mario we’ve already had? I cringe every time I remember enjoying watching The Chew, which is a really good show.