If you watch Kathy Griffin’s comedy, her favorite word is “allegedly.” It’s basically the only thing that keeps her from getting sued for libel/defamation.

When they figure out how to pronounce “Realtor” correctly.

Well, I saw the movie first and then only got about half way through the book because of the bad dreams, since I knew exactly what was coming so . . . I’m probably not the best person to ask. Although, the movie is really good.

And just for clarification: Unemployment in the US is at an all time low and good candidates should be treated with respect. Any company who hasn’t yet figured out that it’s hard to fill and keep good people is either blind or stupid.

Because it’s got a really fucking long train? To fit all the necessary names. Wow, seemed pretty obvious to me. You suggested a long train and I suggested another even more ridiculously long one. How is that not clear?

Agreed. I know that I HAVE to read some sort of fiction book before I go to sleep and always factor that into what time I actually get into bed. Going from awake and walking around to immediately laying down and turning off the light and expecting to go to sleep just never made sense to me. Too much brain activity is…

Um, that’s Princess Diana. Who was harassed by paparazzi until she died in a car crash.

I would say to find jobs similar to yours on LinkedIn or similar and apply for them. You don’t necessarily have to leave but the job market is tight right now and good candidates are hard to find. I’ve often found that switching companies is the only way to get a large increase in salary.

Sounds like you’re on the right track. Also, books.

As Dan Savage says: Every relationship fails. Until the one that doesn’t.

I loved the antique bed I had growing up. But it was a double and as I’m almost 6 feet tall, it just wasn’t working anymore. So my niece has that set now and I love going in her room and seeing it.

I’m not sure how the job market is where you are but in the US it’s at an all time low so I find your story pretty horrifying. You should find out who is in charge of the department those people were hiring for and send them feedback on their process, including the getting your name wrong and laughing about it. That…

It didn’t need to be explained to me at all. There was a moment at the party where Celeste and Perry were fighting and Celeste had to wrench her hands away from him that you could see Bonnie have a visceral reaction to. That was enough for me to be like “Bonnie knows all about that.” That was enough for me.

Yeah, we’ll need both the train AND the veil.

This might work for a bit of it:

Me too! It’s kinda my guilty secret pleasure.

I’m 44 and I keep thinking that eventually my old crone skin will dry up and I’ll be able to slather myself with nice smelling lotion and body wash like all my friends get to do. But no, I’m still as oily as fuck and White Dial and Neutrogena Body Clear and Deep Clean Cream Cleanser is all I can use without completely…

I’m not sure why but when I was an oily teenager my dermatologist suggested White Dial. I’ve used it ever since. I like the smell, which doesn’t last forever nor is it strong and it sufficiently dries out my skin. I keep thinking that eventually my skin will dry out on it’s own, especially since now I’m an old crone…

That’s the thing that gets me so angry. When I think about how much of my parent’s and grandparent’s money went to the Catholic church it just makes me sick.