This movie just sounds like such a downer. While Obama was President, I could enjoy it, but now . . . I just need some reassuring Jane Austen bit of fluff, thank you very much.

I can respect that it’s a “thing” that someone stole it though. If someone stole my cheesecake (or really my any kind of cake) I would flip my shit!

I’ve always said, I’d love to GET married, but I’m not so sure I’d like to BE married.

Ugh, nonstick is the worst! I bought All Clad a few years ago and love them like most people love their children. They make me feel like a grown up.

I haven’t bought it yet but I’m thinking about a Princess Leia costume for Halloween.

Wow, you really learned the hard way.

There was a guy (where I used to work) who walked around with a folded up sport section from the newspaper under his arm on his way to the men’s room to poop. Same time, same path, every single day. And everyone knew exactly what was going on. “Oh, is it David’s poop time already?”

I always make sure to flush when I know someone is talking on their phone in the bathroom.

All. The. Fucking. Time. Not with every guy, of course, but a lot of them, the moment you disagree with them or don’t like something they like, or god forbid, tell them you’re not interested, you’re suddenly a fat cunt they would never date in a million years.

Not quite that old, but I just re-watched Six Feet Under and it KILLED ME! I’m literally dead. I can’t even.

So, is the concern the models or the clothes? Cuz I don’t really care about the age of the models but also, I’m super glad, even at 43, that plus size clothing is skewing younger. I’d rather not dress like my mother, thank you very much. I refuse to wear clothes that just hang like a box and don’t show off my shape.…

An older male real estate agent did this to me at my office and I didn’t think too much of it, because he was old enough to be my grandfather and it was not around other people. It was more like a “good morning, young lady” kinda thing. But then I heard him do it to an extremely successful woman of his own age when…

She was in Slings & Arrows! I love her!

Exactly. My great-grandparents came from Syria and Lebanon in 1906 and I guaran-fucking-tee you they didn’t have to do more than show up, fill out a few forms and decide where to settle. And they came because there was war in the middle east. Just like there is now.

It’s makes rich donors happy. They don’t want their alma maters having to deal with stupid gurlz who can’t hold their liquor, fake a rape case and then sue the school. Or a bunch of lesbos who want to play sportz taking money away from the real sports heroes of the school. Those same rich donors are the ones who…

For business/corporate Republicans it’s all about money. For poor Republicans it’s all about “you’re not going to tell me what to do, this is a free country.” That’s why they’ll never admit to global warming because the only solution is more industry regulation, which costs companies money. If you don’t admit…

My calling and my vocation has led me to speak out against violence and oppression in any form, and I want to especially challenge white Christians in America to take seriously the deadly legacy of slavery in our country and commit ourselves to follow Jesus into a time of deep reflection, repentance and…

Oh, I’m sure that’ll come next time. She’ll be dolled up looking like Diana in no time.

The most fun thing I bought today was a harness and leash for my cat! I moved yesterday into a first floor apartment with a patio and there’s a grassy area behind. She’s been meowing to get out and explore and since I just got her in February, I have no idea how she’d react to being free outside. I tried it for a…