I doubt I could ever make myself watch it. It would just be a waste of time that could be spent watching the old one.

Perfect gif is perfect.

Or maybe it’s the fact that clowns wear weird crazy costumes, act nuts, are ridiculously over-happy and cover their faces with makeup so you can’t see their actual faces? Yeah, there’s nothing off-putting about that at all.

I have nothing earth shattering going on except that I’m moving on Friday so I’m in that midrange hell where everything that could be packed ahead of time is packed but I can’t pack anything else because I might need it in the next 6 days. But here are good things for today:

I fucking love when my hair is freshly dyed or I just recently got my eyebrows waxed. Also, when I have clean sheets and shaved legs on the same day. That’s awesome.

That sucks! And your family sound like assholes for joking about it.

Nobody wants to deal with the problem, they just pass it on to the next teacher. Parents are too busy or don’t care, teachers are pressured to pass kids who shouldn’t be passed. It’s easy to get behind and just never catch up.

There was a senior in my dipshit science class when I was a freshman who played football but couldn’t read. We were all sitting around talking and I had just discovered Stephen King. I handed him Misery and said “oh, my god, read this part where she cuts his foot off, it’s so creepy and nasty!” and he was like “no,…

And the younger (rich) people start their kids, the less support there is for older kids since “they should be farther along”.

No, he’s not.

That’s not what I’ve heard. Dan Savage has answered questions about Poly relationships a lot and talks about how a in truly “open” relationship, the woman finds men to fuck her way easier than the man does. Especially if they’re both honest with potential new partners about their relationship status. And there are…

I guarantee you there are plenty of dirty dads and old men gawking at my niece as she’s on the pitcher’s mound sending fast balls over the plate. Plus, she got my boobs, instead of her mother’s so . . . I know precisely the level of leering she’s about to deal with.

Yeah, holding kids back for that reason is a privilege of upper middle class people. Poor and lower income people have to get their kids in school ASAP so the mom/caregiver parent can get back to work (if they haven’t already) and so they don’t have to pay exorbitant daycare fees for yet another year. So their kids…

Exactly. Or he wants to sleep with someone else and doesn’t want to give her the right to call him a cheater.

Were you looking to solve a problem in your relationship by opening it up to other people? Cuz that’s what this guy is doing instead of actually working with the LW to fix/solve the problem. That never works. Nobody is judging poly/open relationships. They’re judging the bullshit coming out of this guys mouth…

Or “my boyfriend is afraid to be single so he wants to keep me until he finds a new girlfriend.”

Asshole guys always think they’re so creative with their bullshit ways to get what they want. “Hey dude, you seriously think you’re the first one to try that? Gimme a break.”

Me neither. Nope. That would be morally wrong.

My troop never went camping but I was sent to Girl Scout Camp a few times. I think camping with kids costs a LOT of money and very few troop leaders would take on the work of planning such a big endeavor. Especially since in my town they were all working mothers who had their own families to take care of as well.

Exactly. From a former Girl Scout to these entitled, religious assholes: