Jesus, is that what it takes to be blond these days? I guess I’ll stick to my $5.00 a box Ruby Red Feria.

Too soon.

My guess is that he raped her (or tried to) and wanted to cover it up or she was going to expose the fact that the submarine wasn’t real/wasn’t working/write some unflattering article about him.

Best thing to do is get a part-time job at a grocery store as an online shopper. After about two weeks you start to understand the logic of how all stores are laid out. I can walk into pretty much any store now (especially if it’s the same brand store I worked at) and find anything.

Seriously? I start fantasizing about what I’m going to have for dinner around two hours after I finish eating lunch.

You can even change in the airplane bathroom right before landing. It’s not that hard.

That’s how it is in Sainte-Chapelle in Paris too. I actually think they have professional shushers. They’d shush us all, it would get super quiet, then over the course of about 30 seconds the sound in the church would get louder and louder and they’d shush us all again. And the cycle continued over and over again…

His multi-million dollar career isn’t due to his reputation. It’s due to the fact that he creates good media that lots of people enjoy watching. It’s our fault if we raise people into sainthood that should be treated like normal humans full of faults. Case in point: Roman Polanski.

Newsflash: it is possible to be a feminist and also be a bad husband.

I know you’re not asking for feedback but him telling you that is really shitty! I think he has unrealistic ideas of why you exist and what he has a right to expect. You don’t exist to be sexy for him 24/7! Are you seriously supposed to look good for him even when you’re clipping your fucking toenails?!?!?!?! Fuck…

I’m having this same battle right now. I’ve had my very regular and reliable Ford Focus for 17 years and it’s about to die. Do I buy another Focus (which looks pretty good and is such a reasonable price), a Civic (which is on sale with a zero down lease and is also very reasonable) or get something fun like a mini…

Oh my god, if that was true there would be so much fucking cancer in the world right now. I don’t know many women who don’t color their hair. What a fucking nut job.

That’s what I was thinking! There’s no way other people in their lives (like their bosses and corporations they work for) aren’t going to see their involvement in this.

Looks pretty fucking racist to me!

Not as well! Most of the apps I need to run my business are first made for iPhone and then later the android app comes out.

Please explain to this Midwestern White Girl where lobster fries came from and how she might possibly acquire some for her own personal consumption? Cuz that sounds fucking awesome.

She was resting her foot on the dash at the time and wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

A toy that I use to run pretty much my entire life and business. Could not make money or even function in the most basic sense in my industry without it.

Me too! I also love how at the dance, they’re really kicking up their heels and having fun. It’s not stately or classy, it’s just everybody having a grand time bouncing around. And their hair gets flyaways and messy (cuz there’s no hairspray anyway), and their faces get a bit sweaty and nobody cares cuz they’re…