And who doesn’t have an annoying overbearing mother? I know my mother can be rather embarrassing at times but with all the faults Mr. & Mrs. Bennet have, they are still loving parents. There’s nothing interesting about perfect parents. There would be no story otherwise.

I love that moment too! It’s like she realized, yeah, it would be hard to see one of your babies drive off and know that you might not see them for years.

I love it too! Especially for the look on Keira Knightley’s face when she first sees Pemberly from the carriage and realizes “yep, that’s the guy I said I wouldn’t marry even if the world was flooded with piss and he lived in a boat.” It’s one of my favorite movie moments. I’ve tried to find a gif of it, but it…

Yeah, I wasn’t all that into it either. Especially after reading about the rapey scenes in the later seasons.

Also, “if a guy hits on you in a bar and you go home with him and start a relationship, you’re curvy. If you turn him down, you’re a big fat whore.”

Totally. I’m addicted to Coke. I think it’s the bubbles but I also bought a Soda Stream and used it for a while but went right back to Coke because Soda Stream doesn’t have a lot of flavors that have real sugar and not sucralose, which is grosser the gross.

Great idea! I’ve tried TJ’s dried mango and LOVE IT! I’ll head back to get some more. I’m actually moving even closer to a nice TJ’s in a few weeks and am super excited. I was grocery shopping today and got BOGO fresh cut watermelon and just ate a whole bowl of it too. Yum. But then I ate a whole thing of Cherry…

Three things:

Love Adam Ruins Everything. Mostly cuz my brain is a plethora of useless knowledge and there’s always room for more!

Yeah, unless he’s actually said the words “I want to be in a committed monogamous relationship with you” he’s just trying to play you into giving him sex without requiring any more from him. He’s hoping you’ll just give in one night cuz you’re horny and he’s there. I recommend that you go on a few dates/get busy with…

I’m gonna try hard not to judge but there’s no way I could be with someone who didn’t rock my world with their dick on a regular basis. Being in a relationship is super hard and (as Dan says) sometimes the only thing keeping you from wrapping your hands around their neck until they turn blue and die is the thought…

Captain Morgan for Rum & Cokes and Malibu for Passion Fruit Mojitos (trust me).

Exactly. Reach for your phone the second you see them coming. And just repeat calmly “why are you harassing me?” to goad her into saying the reason on camera. Most likely she will keep running her mouth and admitting to what they’ve been doing.

Even box tops work!

Is there some grocery shopping or a Target run that you could do veeeeeerrrrrryyyyy slowly since the MIL is kinda a built in babysitter?

That was wonderfully honest of you! Being in the wedding party is a lot of work and effort and I’d much rather have someone who really wanted it, than have someone who was so-so about it. And there are other ways to help, if you want to contribute. Although it is nice to just be a guest.

Or maybe a tiny hand with the middle finger extended?