“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

So, if this is a 2016 statute, does that mean that it started in 2016? I signed my original lease in 2013 so I’m not sure it being in the lease is retroactive as we don’t sign new whole leases every year, just a different one page form that says if you’re staying or going and what the new rental rate is. But that…

There’s someone in the unit and the owners are going to put in new counter tops/sink, clean the carpet and paint before I move in. I asked to move in a few days early and they said if they don’t get everything done before I move in, they’ll do the the counter tops while I’m living there if I still want (the place is…

I’ve already paid the first months rent but the lease begins and I’ll be moving in on September 1st. The date of the signatures don’t change that.

No, it’s owned by a big company who owns almost a hundred buildings around the cities.

Because he’s super popular and makes a TON of money so a lot of people are hearing these jokes.

Yeah, $3k is not that much at all.

I’ve never heard of springing the lease on someone the last minute. I’m moving on 8/31 and I signed my lease two weeks ago. Why wouldn’t you sign the lease the minute you know where you’re going and that they agree to rent to you?

Also, do you not have Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime, or any way to watch anything besides regular broadcast television so you think that this shit is actually really good entertainment?

I’d rather watch 3 hours of how horrible Scientology is than have to watch Kevin James for 10 minutes.

Oh my god, I just realized I knew someone names Neely and she was a total crazy bitch too!

Too bad! Housing is an important major life decision and should be taken seriously. Of course it’s stressful but it’s still your responsibility as a consumer of anything, to know what you’re signing. And there’s nothing from stopping renters from asking for copies of the lease beforehand so they can study them.

Is it? I’m in MN and I pay my own electricity and a overall cut of other utilities is added to my charges every month outside of my rent.

Well, it was dictated so someone else typed it.

So . . . why does he feel the need to advertise it? I hate when people talk about their food habits as though eating/not eating something in particular makes them a better person.

Exactly. What was Oak going to say? “Hey dude, you’re not bringing in the cash and we’re going to replace you three weeks early with one of the greatest Broadway performers of all time. That cool with you?” What could he do but throw his hands up and try to be professional about it?

That how we felt in the Tesla showroom in Arizona. It was obvious we were not buyers (even though my mother could afford one, there’s no way she’d ever spend that much on a car), you could tell they just enjoyed talking about the car and showing it off.

Even on your computer? Oh, are you outside the US? Maybe you can pull it up on one of those Putlocker sites or something. It’d be worth it to try, trust me. Condolences, though. I don’t know what I’d do without Netflix!

Sorry, I actual was trying to be helpful and commiserate with you. I didn’t realize you just wanted to complain and not find actual solutions to your problems. A lot of people really have no idea how easy it is to find a different/better job right now. Forgive me for trying.