you’re like stupid brave for saying that!

Well Incels be desperate...

Apparently, he lives for name dropping, so the more names he can collect the better I guess...

Honest question to Lorne: Who is asking for Nicky Fucking Haley to be on SNL? 

Remember when Jay Z and Beyonce sued a family catering business out of existence for being named “Blue Ivy”, a name that pre-existed their attempt to force another nepo baby into public media?

Miley looks like the small-town hairdresser who knows that Sandra is thinking of leaving Ted because she knows that Ted’s sleeping with Jessica, because Cathy - you know, Cathy, from the bakery, not Kathy from the pharmacy - said that she saw Ted talking to Jessica at the Bar and they were both laughing and Cathy had…

JFC, Shannen Doherty is fucking dying cancer, maybe just leave well enough alone

The more I hear about this, the more respect I lose for Milano. Oh, you feel sad for the fans? How very selfless to be concerned about fans. Even though the fans don’t give a crap that they know you treated your co-stars like crap so much as they think you’re a piece of crap for being a psychotic drama queen. Healing…

Remember when I said I’d notify you last?

Elon still won’t let you suck his dick.

Just, no.

said no one, ever

“Burning to death feels good in a place like this.”

If I want to burn to death inside a locked theater, by God, that’s my right as an American!

This fucking website.

There’s that stupid US nanny state driving up the cost of doing business again. Damn Government regulation!

From one lawyer to another: I checked with Lionel Hutz, and apparently the “guest with free popcorn” provides the free popcorn.

Yeah. Cannot tell which audience this writer is trying to court. Talking about butter and cookie recipes, fine. $1500 water systems and long essays about eating out regularly at French restaurants? We make fun of Salt Bae. We do not emulate him.

I'm sure your detailed descriptions of the music you like are super duper interesting 

I don’t speak GenZ. When it comes to music I let my body do the talking.