Maybe now Vince will have enough qualifications to run for the Republican presidential nominee!

I’m hoping for ‘villain who gets his throat ripped out’. Fingers crossed!

That’s why I had an idea to play on the title with a new story. It’s about a group of students who have won a prestigious, yet controversial (because it is named for a notorious colonizer) scholarship to Oxford and decide to get a place together to live. The title of course is Rhodes House.

Jesus had two too.

Trust me when I say the headline did not initially make any fucking sense. Also trust me that my joke was VERY funny in that context.

Superstar?  Really?  She has one thing going for her.  Well, two...

AV Club talks article person for their ad dollars I am not an AI 

Conor McGregor abuses women. This has been known for years, so no...I’m not here for them trying to make him a ‘villain you love to hate’...because, you know, he’s a serial abuser. 

Bezos 100000% watched this on his yacht with his wife and she fawned over Gyllenhall, so he put it straight to streaming out of anger.

I’ll forgive you a week off but:

I can see the elastic waistbands of Midwestern Americans expanding already...

Liman might think it’s painful for this movie to go to streaming, but someone should remind him that pain don’t hurt.

What a coincidence, I’m boycotting it, too!

The A.V. Club has reached out to Amazon for comment.

Yeah when exactly did this happen and also what’s going on?

I decided to boycott it for a different reason.

The only thing I care about is avatar. No. Not the movie. Give me back my effin’ avatar!

She’s the lead and she can’t act.

Oh no! The rapist who has never produced anything worth listening to won’t be there? That’s...fine, actually.