Back in the day when the Flintstones movie came out, my bestie and I had this little “comedy” routine that there should have been a cameo by Sharon STONE, and during the interview, a beaver pops out from her skirt, shrugs, and says “eh, it’s a living”.

Who’s the bigger hater? The person who chose the least flattering possible image of lena Dunham, or the dress itself, who clearly hates its wearer? 

Also a bunch of cops stared at her genitals one time when she was supposed to be in a professional interrogation

It’s the dress that should be ashamed.

Hey, *you’re* the one that took the name of that dress pattern for your avatar name, pal...

I just don’t understand why you would remake a Chuck Norris series and NOT HAVE HIM KICK ANYONE IN THE FACE. IT WAS THE MAIN APPEAL.

That’s nasty. Let’s Wait a While before the bad song puns.

Them sober boys don’t know how to act

some are pink

What has she done for him lately?

The irony is that if the other members of *NSYNC hadn't been in that new Trolls movie one of them would probably be an Uber driver.

So you’re saying I have a chance with Jessica...

Whenever I see a story like this I’m just so grateful I managed to quit driving. 

He’s bringing OWI back.

CHOO-CHOO! AVC’S GOT THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HATE TRAIN REPAIRED AND RAISIN’ STEAM AND PULLING INTO THE STATION AGAIN! ALL ABOARD, MOTHERFUCKERS. THE DINING CAR IS SERVING A METRIC SHITTON OF TAYLOR SWIFT PRESS RELEASES WITH A SIDE OF SHITTY REALITY TV NO ONE WATCHES.

Why didn’t Janet Jackson take his keys away? I hate her

Give him jail time and he’s a dick in a box!

As I navigate through ads and click continue reading even more ads on this clunky, shitty site I often wish Mr. Emslie would take this series to The Autopian so I can be done with this shit once and for all.

“Plan Jane”?

Now That’s What I Call a Medallion