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Josh The Cannabis Columnist
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May 15
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And yet when my local poultry farm found me at 3am having sex with their hens, it’s “a horrible and vile act of animal abuse”. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.

May 13
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That made me think someone’s trying to really hurt me.” By all means, the main thing here is that “they” are out to get you. It’s not about anyone else or how they were treated, you fucking hack, it’s about a vast conspiracy to hurt you, because with your hundreds of millions, you are the one most at risk.

May 12
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Yeah....no. Glad he has found peace with who he is, we all deserves that, but I don’t care to support anyone who terrorizes women, so take your thirsty af show and bullshit apology and go away, clown.

May 12
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And yet, when I go downtown, drop my pants and start waving my wang around while screaming “I own it. It’s mine and no one else’s!”, it’s frowned upon. Fuck this double standard.

May 12
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I agree, but you do get a free Starbucks branded skateboard with every 10th one ordered, which you will need when they cut your feet off from the rapid onset adult diabetes.  

May 11
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No, it’s not my king. I don’t think it’s anyone’s king. Anyone who believes otherwise is not clear what that word means, unless you mean King Of The Sad Limp Dicks. In which case, yes, king for life. 

May 11
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Their site IS strange, insofar as the stock photos are of Ninjas playing with kids, Ninjas in a board meeting, Ninjas in a lab, Ninjas having a picnic....

May 9
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Unless you start asking them how magnets work. Get ready for a loooooong ass musical non-answer. It’s like they have no fucking idea.