Me! I’m FURIOUS! Why? Well, I’m not sure, because I have seen an episode. But everyone seems to be pretty upset, inc the original twat waffle dude who writes dumpster fire level scripts, and I want to belong, so, yes, I am very, very upset, thanks for asking.

“Dear God, run! HE HAS A BICYCLE!!”

Exactly, giving this fucktard 7K just for some lame bits is vile.

The hell with lab grown meat, I need lab grown chocolate.

 I feel like there were 14 pieces raving about Taco Bell, but maybe that was last week, or last month.

Not to be confused with Great Heron, who is, accurately, pretty great.

I’m not sure the word “reinvents” means what you think it does.

I’m sad that I’m still having to hear about this Dollar Tree version of Buffy, and I’m sad that anyone on that show thinks anyone wants to hear from them about anything.

I hope no one breaks in and steals that car, as noting bad deserves to happen to the owner.

“Just, no.” - The AV Club

Hazarding a guess that the world would be none poorer were this to happen.

Deserves more stars.

Me. And most of my posts stay in the grays. Really starting to visit this shell of a site less and less.

Applebees - When You’re Here, You’re Here.

Oh no! The rapist who has never produced anything worth listening to won’t be there? That’s...fine, actually.

Perhaps they bought it to flip it. I have a hard time getting my panties in a bunch over this, but good for you with this hot take.

“Beating women and then getting caught doing so has been very difficult. Here’s some crocodile tears. Hep me Jesus, because I don’t want to take any responsibility for my actions, i just need you to fix this, so can go back to my illusions of being a great man, of and, of course, smacking woman. Also I am a flaming…

“Silver polishing is satisfying work, and a fun activity with kids.”

Watching and understanding movies is hard, thoughts and prayers to the stationary bike lady.

Steve Harvey, is, and has always been, a Dollar Tree hack in bright suits who is not funny. God bless Kat Williams.