Enjoy the single “AAAAAUUUUUUUGHHH, MY LEGS!” dropping 1.15.24!

Except fuck this Dollar Store ass clown.

My carpet cleaning business, Kill Anyone Not Like Me, is not seeing many requests for service either. Weird.

JFC....not sure you understand what “great” means, Twatwaffle.

Blue Star donuts or GTFO.

You have a drink order that is a royal pain for baristas to make, you never tip, and you act like an ass. That bad taste? Barista spit.

Any way we cancel these fluff pieces?

“Piddling comment on a dying website” - The AV Club

Hopefully the CGI version will sweat less than Gene IRL.

As someone who enjoys bagels, I feel I have some insight here that needs to be shared.

Wait, he died? RIP strange attention whore of a man.

The concern is that it’s just one middle aged guy at the FTC who is checking Tik Tok accounts, and he seems to only to be checking accounts with teen girls dancing. But I’m sure he has a good reason.

‘It’s Hot Santa who fucks. I think that’s what the audience wants.”

Hope no one sets it on fire.

No one ever got a divorce because the husband ran off with the ice cream.

I’m starting to think that in addition to the crimes of his “music”, Combs may be guilty of multiple sex crimes.

Mad props for this, bc I had no fucking idea.

“Did I try and fuck underage kids? Sure. Did I make them work for free? Again, yes. Was my pathetic previous video batshit insane, ad an indicator that I need help which by all accounts I have not gotten? Again, yes. But the thing is, I like money and attention, and I would like both from all my viewers.”

Because dyslexics keep calling them Vamos Hobos.

I don’t think fucking yourself is having sex, but you do you, you one eyed pathetic, ugly shoe designing, shitty album making, Dollar Store Jay Z.