Between Sweeney, Roberts and Johnson, you have a total of types of acting, all one note.

“The can was playing it’s music too loud officer, I didn’t feel safe.”

CaptainMarvel2: Electricmarveloo

“The doughnut bites are available to ship nationwide in a special tin for $69.00 per dozen, plus shipping and handling.”

YOU AREN’T MY FLAMING GARBAGE SUPERVISOR!

Fuck, love, same same, right?

“Can you make me look like someone whose Dad loves him?”

It sounds like something is really eating her.

I was wondering how I would spend my Saturday, thank you.

Unless these cups are recalled at once and replaced with ones showing Christ dying on the cross, I’m screaming at the barista. Because it’s the holidays, and that’s what the season means to me - taking my impotent rage out on people that have no power to change what offends me.

No. It is not. Not now, not ever.

As these were written by men, the true height of the tall things is just 3 stories.

Seen pictured: Paris Hilton, Chloe Bailey, Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler, Demi Lovato.

Could I BE any sadder? No. No, I could not. RIP.

“But this is...this is nothing.” - The AV Club

If you want Tarantino’s penis to get erect, show him some videos or photos or feet, amiright? Huh? Because he likes feet.

Goldie Hawn gets fingered by an alien, but you choose to lead with JT bullshit? Come on...

I’m good for him dying on the way back to his home planet.

You misspelled “totally worthless”.

Is this why Musk is such a strong proponent of women having more kids? I mean, if they are just gonna get their stupid little headed crushed by doors, he may have a point.