I had to google “JoJo Siwa”, because, you know: old.
She has exactly the same expression in every picture (except for the ones where she’s kissing her little girlfriend there; you can’t really see, maybe she makes out that way too, doesn’t look fun or comfortable). Doesn’t her face start to hurt after a while?

“The system is definitely a meritocracy” he said from the comments section, his biggest available soapbox.

We got Lea Michele here!

who is this again, i forgot?

Can we all vote and just get rid of julia fox? 

Also, I like how the article says, “Then, going through a rapid succession of her impressions,” - as if the god damned auto-play video doesn’t show her being handed a piece of paper, with the written question, “Can you do a bunch of impressions right now, you circus monkey?” (Or something like that)

Oof, sounds like she blue it.

I am gay, so please allow me to issue a formal “oh no! Anyway...” on behalf of my community.

Baby, everyone knows that! You dummy. 

What a shock that Lopez is a manipulative narcissist

No this is not an exclusive interview. She’ll be doing interviews with lots of outlets to promote her new book. You think an exclusive interview means that this specific interview was a one on one? That’s not how that works.

Glad to see that in a story about Maria Zardoya, an actual victim of sexual assault, we have more references to Billie Eillish, a victim of being in a consenting relationship.

How could you leave out Sir Loin-a-Lot? Sixteen pounds of indomitable tenderloin!

Some say “hot,” others say bland. I know I’m a broken record on this issue, but jesus christ, you just got a divorce. Maybe give it a year? It’s so not good for the kids for newly-divorced parents to start dating immediately. 

It’s kind of amazing that your pretty innocuous comments have gotten such angry responses.

She didn't remain silent, baby. That would be a wise move advised from a PR person if she had one. That's why she's in this pickle.

I do not care, actually. Don’t really care about Sydney. However if she had some good PR in the first place she wouldn’t have to be talking about her mother’s birthday party six months later. People do care what celebrities think & do (it is silly but here we are) and that’s literally why people pay for firms to save…

“Sweeney also discussed the hyper-sexualization of her body”

I often wonder what is police protocol for confirming that someone is, in fact, not missing.