‘Those look awesome!’
You’re getting there but those shoes don’t look dumb enough. They need at least 73% more silly.
At one time I thought, maybe Tiff was okay. But actually, fuck this whole family. Not a single one of them is a decent human being.
So much ‘ain’t gonna happen’ on this list. Try again.
That’s an infinity sign, sir.
“It’s one of the highest grossing restaurants in America. The top three.”
I bet a large amount of celebs are, in fact, closeted Republicans.
HA! That’s terrifying! Pickled shrimp is a Southern thing. You lightly boil (poach) extra large shrimp in seasoned water. Peel (leave tails) and then layer them in a large jar with sliced white onion, bay leaves, lemon slices, whole peppercorns and capers. Then you pour over a cooled brine of apple cider vinegar,…
I’m 90% sure this is just an advertisement for Boston Market
I’m gonna need some more details, like something on what actually happened. “Something happened that I didn’t like” isn’t enough.
This was a very weird read until I realised I was reading “Rambo 4” as “Rocky 4”.
The only thing I buy instead of make these days is desserts. I used to bake. Then my kids grew up, moved far away, and I left my job so there was nowhere for the leftover baked goods to go. Now I leave the baking of desserts to the professionals. I’ve ordered two pies from a local bakery (support local when you can).
When did this website start to hate good food?
Kate Upton is an asshole. She once gave an interview where she said that, where she lived in Florida, if you don’t have curves, “you’re ugly.” And I guess she was, like, bragging that she has curves? Which is odd because she has the most straight up and down body except for her boobs. No hips or butt or defined waist.…
Look, fuck Elon Musk, and fuck his little “bothsidesism” thing he’s got going here. And fuck Twitter too, while we're at it. However, regardless of whether political neutrality is good or bad, Musk saying Twitter should be politically neutral is not at variance with Musk himself/in his personal and individual capacity,…
Kate Upton’s entire career is based around being born with big saggy tits she filled with implants and tried to pass off as natural. We’ve seen you naked before your surgery, girl, you’re only fooling dumb men (aka your entire fan base).
Man with pregnancy/breeding fetish who only views women around him as vessels for his sperm supports anti-abortion party.
My god could she be more basic?