I think it was actually “assistant crack whore,” wasn’t it?

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

You know who I’m not completely sick of: Lisa Kudrow

This book isn’t even out yet and I feel like I’ve read it already. Could there BE more articles and headlines about it?

If you can dodge a corpse, you can dodge a ball.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

Maybe it’s Pamela Anderson from 1999, and Tommy Lee Jones from 1979.

It’s not too early to stop posting about them and prevent this from happening.

Remember that time that Caitlyn Jenner killed someone and it was just swept under the rug because of her transition?

Where does this (and plant based meats in general) fall on the “Studies find super-processed food are the worst thing for you ever” scale?

Caitlyn Jenner can absolutely go to hell with her entitled evil rich monster bullshit. I wouldn’t piss on that piece of shit if she was on fire.

Stop giving this guy air.

Remember when the AV Club used to run retrospectives on Francois Truffaut and Yasujiro Ozu? But hey, a slide show about who “won” season 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is...content as well. Look at you go! Keep on slidin’!

This is not just the woman responsible for banning Trump. This is the woman responsible for defending the free speech of Twitter users that are actually under attack. Musk wants to fashion himself as a free speech warrior, well she was actually someone fighting in court to protect speech while Musk was learning the…

“Why We’re Still Dressing Up as the Playboy Bunny”

I can’t be the only one tired of women who knowingly made a name for themselves, who actively pursued a career based solely on their conventionally attractive sex appeal, telling me how awful it is to objectify women

“Exact” and “around” are mutually exclusive when referring to the same number.

Candy corn is only good for taking two pieces, mashing them into your incisors and saying “Look, I’m a vampire!” before spitting them into a trash can.

Nonsense.  According to my calculations, I’ve already eaten 261 pieces of fun-sized candy over the last fifty years, and nothing’s going to happen as I finish this o

Brb, eating 1626 pieces of candy corn ftw!