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“Ask your daughter got an even lower approval score.

He either died in the 60s or is bigger than Jesus, so you are either wrong or right.

When it comes to England its him or Diana.  No other comes close and one of those two has been dead for almost 30 years.

He can rest on his own goddamn time. Get to signin’, Macca!

Ouch.

I’m happy to announce that I'll be signing everything as Paul McCartney going forward

Oh yeah for sure! I actually read up on parasocial relationships awhile ago and it just basically means thinking about someone who doesn’t know you exist. Which is all celebrity gossip, all fandom, all audience basically. Mass media is new in the history of human development, and our brains naturally get attached to

Movie Pitch: A buddy comedy where Matt Gaetz and Don Jr navigate the tricky world of federal prison. Episode 1 is called “Matt and Don join the Aryan Brotherhood”

And I know what you’re thinking, its been done. But here’s the twist. It’s unscripted, Matt Gaetz and Don J play themselves and it’s actually set in Federal

He also claims that some of his own trans friends had no problem with his comments, saying, “For the record, and I need you to know this, everyone I know from that community has been loving and supportive, so I don’t know what this nonsense is about.”

He’s a heartbeat from selling stolen tube socks and giving $5 blowjobs for coke.

Daddy still doesn’t love you, sweetie.

“Sad Florida Man, desperate for attention of any kind, does stupid thing”.  So dumb.  And so predictable.

Long as ‘he’ isn’t ‘Ye’.

*sheepishly raises hand*

Take a chance on he.

What am I not getting about Summer Walker? She shows up to her concerts hours later, is apparently a total jerk, and all her songs are about how great she is

ABBA could trace their roots back to R&B. They then cleared the way for ELO, who paved the way for INXS, who cleared the way for EMF who paved the way for . . .(you guessed it). . . Grand Funk.

When did ABBA get a black guy?

Yes, Americans are bad at math.