Happy to announce I have received a restraining order keeping me 100 yards away from any article talking about this waste of space.

“all of this feels unnecessary” - The AV Club

Another great use for dryer lint? The trash.

Coming up in other pressing questions:

“No one, no one benefits from knowing anything.” - The AV Club

If it doesn’t find an audience on Freeform, it will be turned into0 a sock puppet show and performed for patients in comas at the VA.

Fianlly, some good news! Let’s see more stories about homophobic fascists being beat down please.

Are we all good to just let Florida leave the US?

Can we just ban Utah?

Alternate title “Huge Waste Of Space and Time”.

“Please keep talking about this. It’s very interesting and important, and they both seem like really fascinating people.” - Fucking no one, ever, anywhere

Music industry professional here.

I’m shocked - shocked, I tell you - that a D list influencer, and actress that hasn’t done anything in the past 10 years I can name, aren’t providing an absolutely top shelf experience for consumers. Wow. Did not see that coming. Have they tested Madison Beer’s DNA for talent? Becuase, spoiler alert, it’s not there.

I will pay for her next IV, provided it’s filled with low grade heroin.

It’s based on height.

When the check comes, get up and run like hell. If anyone tries to stop you, push your date into them, and continue fleeing.

With Nickleback, much like the Holocaust, we must never forget. However, we don’t need to open a museum to do so.

That is a sad trifecta of talent free partners.

I tried to email you to soften the blow before posting.

She was married to Chad from Nickleback. Her credibility left the building long ago.