“How much clickbait can one article have? The answer may shock you.”

“Olive Garden. When you’re here, you’re here.”

I dont know Witherspoon, but I do know that watching the cop’s dash cam footage when she was stopped with her husband at the wheel, and drunkenly pulled the “Do you know who I am?” move makes her a very unlikable person.  I do know who she is, and I don’t care for her.

Fucking Elon Musk makes your hot take on anything of zero value to me.

You know who’s disappointed in Tim Allen? Everyone who has ever met him. Also, the people he ratted out when he got busted for coke.

No, the worst is “Lil’ Limp Penis”.

You are confusing “icon”with “worthless thief”, but, you know, whatever.

Many of us never stopped, and that is why I am no longer allowed near stores that sell M&Ms.

I got a “bear genitals” notification for this?

Black Thought has joined the chat.

“Yeah, that’s great. Again, I need 2 large fries and a medium coke, Stephen, is it, thanks.”

Beats a Disco All Stars cruise.

Maybe instead of posting a bullshit article, you could spend less time to actually do the math and realize it was bullshit, then write the article about idiots that write bullshit articles.- The AV Club

While I’m unclear as to the specifics of what it entails, sign me up to become a Sex Clown.

“Frosty, you have a carrot for a nose, and for a - oh God, no. No! MOMMY!”

“Last year, NBC reported that hate crimes against Asian Americans increased 339%.”

Yeeeaaaaah...no. Hard pass.

Grey-ish meat. Yum.

Good for her, I hope it helps her in every way. Also, how did so many beautiful women fall for this slimeball? I don’t mean the abuse, I mean his general physical appearance.

This is a myth. Dating me is what makes women lesbians.