Is it possible to perform a late, late, LATE term abortion, say, on a sitting governor? Asking for the State of Florida.

“Losing your investment” seems to be the #1 use.

“Perhaps the best way to pull us back from the brink is a good public lynching.”

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Cite her. You had to cite her, not site her.

you mean that twee soca band?

Depends on said loved one, and if I was actually able to get away with staging thier “accident”.

Take your damn star.

Twisty McLimpdick.

If only coffee was available on the flight....

My pleasure.

Spiders?

The wrong Van Zant died in that plane crash.

I write a newspaper column about cannabis, and covered this in some depth.  A recent change in the laws means that a large portion of cannabis taxes now goes to drug and alcohol rehab services.

Well, the women at these alleged coke orgies must be at least 18, so far too old for Matt the Child Molester.

It’s known as the Magic Slap in many circles, as alternate camera angles will show the slap behaved in a way that violates the laws of physics.

“You need to name names, and provide phone numbers, and a location, photos of the women there, and time when the next one will be happening, or there is gonna be BIG problems, little mister.”

At next year’s Slapcadamy Awards, that’s what I pray will happen.

(spoiler alert: there pretty much the same) Their pretty much the same.

Weekend had the cover and did a long interview in GQ last year.