See, I grew up reading the Southern version, Moon Pie Knight, where as he is dying from the diabeetus, The Little Debbie Goddess grants him powers. The fuck with this Yankee shit.

I’ll take “Things that won’t be happening” for $500.

needs more stars

“We’re making “NoMores!” “Wait, what?” “S’mores! S’MORES!”

Dad?

Edit. Joana friends Jackie, not Jackie befriends Jackie.

I say we find out, take this ball peen hammer.

Is there a GoFundMe page to make that happen to which I could contribute?

It’s sold at Disney, so it’s only, what, $27.50? Worth a shot.

That guy in the windowless gray van who parks it outside the elementary school most days seems to have a good deal of free time, and really like kids.

Dad, you ALWAYS say you’re sorry, but nothing changes.

Children shouldn’t be hit by anyone. But “You are white” - I can’t stop laughing. I’ll see myself to Hell, thanks.

I’m not pro/anti Disney, but gotta give it up to this cat for stepping up and owning Disney’s pathetic lack of support thus far. Remains to be seen to what degree he follows through, but props for this, at least.

What is “Vaginas” for 3oo.

Shhhh, that’s next week’s post.

It’s part of a new series “What The Fuck Are You On About, Because Literally No One Is Doing Any Part Of This, For Christ’s Sake”.

Wait, are you suggesting we start caring about our fellow humans?

Yes, but I was thinking that I could help without it costing me anything. Do have anything like that?

“whoa, whoa, whoa”  - Tree Salesperson

Be better, Universe.