Hmm, well I guess this is just one small step for Billboard and one GIANT step for Kanye West.

It’s called “The Rural Juror”, thank you very much.

This take is not making me feel like he is any less of a huge prick as described in the media.

Wait, so it wasn’t a plot?

The price of chicken is skyrocketing, but you know one meat which has stayed the same?

And that’s why we’ve staged this intervention today.

Despite being what most Denny’s have become, The Drug Addicted Sex Workers menu didn’t test well for some reason. The Nodding Off In Your Plate Of Subpar Pancakes, while truthful, wasn’t reaching the Tik Tok crowd.

This is what I see in my head when a crypto bro starts explaining to me how I need to get in the market.

Not sure there is much interest in a lamb flavored coffee drink.

Three wolves seem somewhat excessive. I’m not sure what sort of Wolf budget these chains think I have.

Everything you are saying is insane and wrong - The AV Club

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That was actually what the script originally called for, but they opted for what you see in the photo at the last minute.

Wow...I didn’t even notice. That makes me a little sad, that I didn’t even notice.- The AV Club writers

So to be clear it does not taste like the afterburner fumes from a giant penis rocket? Why are we even discussing it then?

Oh my goodness, what a beauty.

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Hey, for 1/1,000th of that, I can get you edibles that will put you into orbit, with no risk of death. Eat too much and you may wish you were dead, sure, but you’ll live. Best of all, you won’t be supporting penis-centric billionaires.

Well, it happened: Julia Fox and Kanye West’s whirlwind romance has fizzled out almost as quickly as it began.

Maybe the Killer Klowns were the friends we made along the way?