I would love to stand with Tioni Theus’s family, the South LA community, and with AAPF. Some examples as to how I might do so would be really helpful. 

I already do that, which is why you don’t hear me come in and watch you sleep.

Cheese Mongers. Cheese mongers have known this for years, and purposely withheld this information from us, for their own benefit. How did it benefit them? I don’t know, I’m not Dr. Cheese Science King or whatever, but I know when I’m beimng fucked over, and that’s why I need you to sign this petition to expel all…

First I am hearing of this. Is there any photographic or video proof to back up your claim?

I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying. Damnit, can we please clone her?

This doesn’t make me want to vomit or anything, totally healthy and normal behavior from two really well adjusted people.

“Women’s nipples are wonderful, truly a gift to humanity, and for whatever odd, puritanical reason, we really don’t see enough of them.”

deserves more stars

Unless it’s free range, shade grown, organic, humanely raised, locally sourced artisanal smack, produced by a fair trade co-op cartel. I just feel better scoring that stuff I guess, even at a high price.

Oh, an oven now, really? Aren’t you the fucking Queen of England over here. My 55 gallon metal barrel of burning scrap lumber is fine for us working class, right gang? Right?

Not an epic porn name?

I’ve yet to hear of someone robbing or burglarizing to pay for their cheese habit, so...I say this as someone with a 90% vegan diet by choice but maaaaaan, it’s gonna be a long 4 years with this guy.

Man.

I don’t think the 20 seconds involved qualifies as “a lot”.

Yeah, right, like I’m a damn porn star? 6" is huge, come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, little mister, Tucker never said that.

Sir, again, this is an Arbys, and we don’t have a “Dolphin Clits Burger”.

Just ask The Royal Family.

Portland resident here  - I blame the weed.

Lets get him some type of treatment. Those kids are going to be so fucked up.