Sir, this is an Arbys.

“I’m not a racist” says racist turtle man.

Step one: Turn on your TV

Right, the first thing I think of is “advocate for justice reform” when I think of Kim. For sure.

“And thou shall take the weak, the infirm, and the poor, and thou shall lock them in a basement, and withold their medicine, because that’s what my Father said thou should do.” - Fake Jesus

This is the ONLY time Tucker is going to speak up for a woman of color.

I realize that I’m contributing to the discourse with this article, but I feel that my crackpot ramblings deserve to be heard. - The AV Club

#BelieveM&Ms

You forgot self involved, clueless, and a huge pain in the ass.

“meet and greets with most bands...”

“I think it might be a first [for television]. There was gentle pushback, because you’ve got to push back a little when a talking penis is presented to you.”

I’m sending you and your family all the light, peace and love I have, because that is a heartbreaking story. I’m very sorry for your loss.

That’s known as “Powerless Dynamics”. Did he want to fuck the actresses? No, but he was powerless. It’s why I set up a Go Fuck Yourself campaign for him.

Thanks for posting this.

Wait, are you Whom Knight?

“Get some therapy, you goofy fuck.” - best advice he will ever get, also, the most accurate take on his sad ass limp dick life

What sorcery is this, this “cut and paste” of which you speak? It’s magic! Meaning you are a witch, and must be burned.

By being Pete Davidson’s ass, he would be close to Kim, and still full of shit, so that checks.

Green is strawberry?

You are hands down my favorite writer here, and as a fellow cannabis consumer, a kindred spirit. I will find you on IG bc cats. Appreciate you and all you have done here during these really swell times.