In regards to refiling, a good lawyer would have just told him “Nevermind”.

Donations to help defray the costs of insulin for the resulting diabeetus Allison developed shortly after completing this piece can be made c/o this website.

Would I consume a corpse? Sure. Would I do things with my ding a ling to a corpse, such as Tom does? No. Probably not. 2022 just started, let’s just see how it goes.

And...I’m okay with that.

I don’t think we can blame Tom’s proclivity for sexually abusing corpses on eating raw cookie dough.

Money hungry talent free sister shafting waste of space says what?

Oh no! I was really looking forward to watching this emotionally stunted, Dollar Tree Suit wearing, hammy as all fuck, limp dick ass clown roll out his busted wagon of stale “jokes” and misplaced hate. He was such a huge part of the Isley Brothers/EWAF Verzuz with his long winded self focused stories and blatant…

Right? I’ve been vegetarian for 30 years, so for me, they wouldn’t work. But those with less stringent self imposed rules, or those who are seeking a (marginally) healthier option, I could see a large market. Flexitarians are a growing market share.

Oh, for that price, I can just shoot them myself.

Send your brain a thank you card.

Oh sure, but when I put up my video of “Meth Infused Meatballs”, it’s all “What’s wrong with you?”, “These could kill someone” and “Why are you posting this on a children’s channel?” blah blah blah.

They are for vegetarians/vegans who get stoned, hungry, and aren’t gonna sweat the shared fryer oil issue.

THIS. I would literally buy a ticket to see that play out.

It’s sad that the gun violence in Chicago didnt find these limp dick assclowns. If someone is going to get shot...

All of this sounds SUPER healthy, and yeah, I’m sure the entire restaurant was “cheering”. That’s certainly what I would if that took place where I was dining. In no way is any this controlling, or an exchange of uh, goods for services, and I’m sure the media attention for an actress that has one movie to her credit…

“That’s sad. I’d like this site to do better.” - The AV Club 2022

This. Attention whore is the first term that comes to mind, followed by very stupid person.

He’s been knocked down, yet got back up again, so yeah, that checks.

Papa John’s was flaccid? Yeah, that checks.

This seems like a cost effective way to lose some holiday pounds, via the daily gastric distress from Taco Bell food.  Win/win!