Much like the seller, I, too, am based in Portland, Oregon. And I will hazard a guess that like me the seller also enjoys their access to copious amounts of legal cannabis, as only someone high AF would think $55k was a realistic price.

No surgery is going to make Carrie any more hip.

“Crime scene investigator”, specifically one that works exclusively on Elf related sexual assault homicides, somehow never makes the cut, no matter how many times I put in the spec scripts I send the Hallmark channel every year.

That reads like a KEXP playlist, of which I wholeheartedly approve.

Greg Tate, Eve Babitz, bell hooks, and now Joan Didion. This month has decimated my favorite authors luist. All love top theior friends and family. I’m gutted, can’t imagine how they feel.

I fear Logan’s need to get off is what got him into this mess.

It wasnt a good show, and you, you, you outta know.

..in his brain.

Wait, I was told this was a movie about a Rabbi bitten by a radioactive spider, turning him into “Seder Man”. What the fuck is a “Spider Man”? Who do I talk to about a refund?

Goddamnit. The losses this year...

Well, not for much longer after this stellar civil rights action he’s taken.

Sir, this is an Arbys.

DJ AllThoseWomenAreLying

My first thought when I saw the picture was “Wow, this guy is a modern day Rosa Parks. The similiarities in every way are just remarkable. Carry on, freedom fighter.”

“Anyone who knows me and my husband, knows this is contrary to the way we live our lives.” - Forgot to add “Getting caught is contrary to how we live our hate filled lives.”

No. I have not.

I believe that’s her default setting.

As someone who gets high for a living, and loves good pizza, but hates bad pizza, and REALLY hates racists, thank you for your service.

To save time, can we kill off all the characters at the end of season one? Because this looks wretched.

Cool, a show I can totally skip when channel surfing.