“or at least people who are cool and likable in other things”. Yeah....no.

Maybe it actually tasted good, thus being an outlier of the menu items.

Star whatsit now? Lord of the who? Sure, stick in these small indie numbers no one has ever heard of, that’s a brave move. Dicks.

Isnt that the Alec Baldwin story?

Travis Scott x 6?

Thank you for your service.

How is a horse going to dial a phone, huh? Answer me that.

That’s known as a “Twoover” deal.

For real, I’m sorry you, your friends, and your family have suffered so much. Sending peace and healing vibes fwiw.

Or try anything from the Toronto vaporizer company Utillian, they make awesome, high end, German engineered vapes, prefer them over Pax. Or try a Magic Butter machine, allowing the giftee to make their own infused butters, oils and tinctures. Or try cross checking with The Takeout series on non-alcoholic beverages,…

Oh Christ, the sweet, sweet tears, let them pour down my throat...

I was told that Mr.Big died on the return to his home planet....

Shocking to no one: Mocktails made with a full plant extract 1:1 THC/CBD tincture. Once they kick in, anything within reach that is edible.

“People need to stop accurately reporting on something I did. I won’t stand for it.”

It’s a Hannukah Tree, see, and it’s totally kosher and all you have to do is accept White Santa as your Savior. Jews everywhere are tripping over themselves to get to FOX for this opportunity. Once they put it out, of course.

That’s better when you throw it up later on your sweater

“The black people? No.”

No one needs your facts fucking up a perfectly useless and vapid slideshow, okay?

Then you will want to avoid Trapenissino, a hot pizza cone into which one inserts their manhood. I was really surprised it made the list for 2022, but with the Tik Tok and all...

“Bro, 20K mg is nothing, bro. NOTHING. My homie Special Ed eats that much a day, bro. A DAY.” - so, so many people I know