Reggie Watts sucks, and has always sucked. He used to front a soul band from Seattle, and I saw him play a show where he basically did stand up for the whole set, even though the audience had bought tickets to see his band. It was as close to throwing a drink at an artist as I have ever come.

It’s gonna look great next to the “Good Trier Award”.

That is a possability. Other possibilities include being sold strains that are not true sativa, smoking older cannabis where the THC has denigrated into CBN, a cannabinoid that makes you sleepy af, and the manner in which you are consuming. Vaping cannabis at a lower temperature offers you a far wider selection of…

I bet if you had a dick which worked, you would not hate women so much. 

“Me respect science but me also just asking questions.”

Sativas, people, or strains with a high citrus terpene content (Tangie, Mimosa, etc). Stay uplifted during the dark days ahead. 

Fuck this guy, fuck the desire for clicks by covering anything he does, and fuck the idea he is a “chef”. The list of complaints against him from various quarters shows he does not deserve any attention from thsi site. For fuck’s sake. Adore Allison, but boooooooo to this piece.

Listen all y’all, it’s...definitely not sabotage.

“I DON’T THINK YOU DO!”

Look, it could have resulted in pain in his neck, or his back, or his neck AND his back!

Jingle Bells. “Santa’s on the way...”? For what? To rape and kill me and my family? Scares the fuck out of me.

I fear it would be for an auto parts store or dry cleaners. You know, places kids love.

The Connecticut Waps would like a word....

Legit question: Is there a “Brady List” equivalent for other professionals - doctors, lawyers, firefighters, etc? 

This is why I’ve started a Go Fund Me page for Peacock. Come on everyone, they need our help!

Ammo Fairy. The only answer is the live rounds were a gift from the Ammo Fairy. 

“ encourages kids to bring their candy into dentists’ offices to exchange it for healthy items like toothbrushes or coupons for local businesses.”

Nothing says “Master Race” like this example. 

I’m willing to do someone’s dishes for a year for a lifetime of sex. But the phone isn’t ringing for that offer, so....

Turns out the squid was inside us all along. Keep an eye open for SquidGames2: Electric Squidaloo next Fall!