Different type of “stickiness” that Netflix does not want to be associated with.

Excited for my virtual food poisoning from this!

“How much meat can you fit in your mouth? Ask your Mom.” didn’t test well.

Deserves more stars. 

Cocaine, coupled with being the least loved of four pathetic children, is a hell of a drug.

It would be cool to do this, except on land. But Big Yachting isn’t in favor of my “Ultra Luxury Garden Super RV”, so here we are. 

See, I’ve just been under the impression that the changes were part of “ElectricHawkman2: ElectricHawkaloo”. This clarifies things, thank you.

Yeah, what is this, some sort of review? You think watching the movie and sharing your take aways make you some sort of big man, Rich? Ooooooh, big man gets paid to watch movies, and then write about his thoughts and feelings. I, too, am angry about this.  Very, very angry. Grrrrr.

The only thing getting ghosted is Kesha’s career.

Yes, this may well be a hate crime. Sounds like the police really went out on a limb with that assessment. Shot six times is a simple misunderstanding by a shooter without a “racial bone” in his body. But 7, well, you got yourself a hate crime rat cheer.

“Honey, Micheal Strahan is at the door asking for candy.”

I thought it was William Shatner. 

So have any of the FDS women tried smiling more? They’d look a lot prettier if they did, and - owwww! Stop hitting me! 

“Undead until I’ve had my coffee”? HA! That’s great. I need one of these. I’ll give you $400.

Hopefully doesn’t become the oldest person to die in space. 

Budweiser.

Luckily, the good folks at The Ipecac Syrup Foundation offered to step in. “Like Jager, we’ve been making people vomit for decades. We got this.” said a spokesperson.

I may be wrong, but I think it was Keith in the POTC movies. 

Looks like you are...Learning to die, cause you ain’t got wings. 

No fucking whey would I order this.