Look, Lizzo even admitted she took a DNA test that showed results that she was, indeed, 100% “that bitch”. So, yeah, Lizzo is, uh, well, not defending sexual predators, or robbing drugged men, or spouting anti-vax nonsense, but, you know...something.

“The shows did not start on time” - Narrator

Yeah, like people would be interested in contributing to or reading that. Dream on.

The marketing time tried combining them with “No Time For Pussy”, but, it didn’t test well.

“Tell me about it” - Julie Chen Moonves

I have a great deal of sympathy seeing as how these girls were forced at gunpoint to make this their lives.

Surrender happy cheese monkeys, the lot of them.

Because when I want accountability about a questionably produced show with “good” intentions, I want to hear from the co-host who used to fuck Ryan Seacrest, and not, say, the producers.

I got a “huge, swollen cock”notification for this? 

So John Mulaney was seen at an Olive Garden? What happened now? 

“There really aren’t that many songs in this 137-minute musical”.

Much the family that was profiled, accused, tormented and harassed, too, do not like them apples.

Homme countered against the driving while intoxicated claim, stating that the only drugs he was on were Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy but NOT alcohol.

I’m happy to start a Go Fund Me page to help keep them in the desert. They are already thirsty as fuck, may as well live someplace where the weather supporst said thirst.

Just looking at them makes me want a shower. 

Hard pressed to think of a another situation where someone who I consider insanely talented ends up with someone who has virtually no talent, unless you consider star fucking a talent. But best wishes for a safe and happy birth, and years of bliss together. 

I got a “Olive Garden” alert for this? 

“By banning these 120 ingredients from our food, we’re offering guests an easy choice – delicious food made with quality ingredients.”

Insiders tip: Alcohol. It really makes a difference.

This reminds me of a nearly identical story in the mid 1980's, in a small town in Texas. It’s kind of a cute tale. You just need to swap out “train” with “small plane”, “chocolate” with “bricks of uncut coke”, and “no major injuries” with “fatal overdoses which left most of the town’s children completely alone within…