Wait, that’s sunscreen? 

HH bagels are available nearly every day! 

I’m in Portland Oregon, and have the app. Some places, like Donut and Coffee shops, allow you to pick up at a humane hour such as 2-3 pm. Other places, like pizza and Mexican restaurants, have a pick up window of between 10:30 and 11 pm. There are filters you can apply, such as Vegan or Vegetarian, but you don’t know…

I think she’s busy with her garbage fire show about cats and empowerment, as well as those commercials for snake oil supplements where she smugly reminds us she’s also a neuroscientist, not to mention shaming women who has been sexually harassed and assaulted. Hard to see where she would find the time to fuck up…

You misspelled “defectives”.

Preach. 

Cmon Chicago, let’s get as many fat, hot wieners into your mouths as you can!

It’s a shame she’s never done any televised interviews so this burning question could be settled. 

THIS WOULD HASVE BEEN GOOD INFORMATION TO HAVE TWO HOURS AGO! Jesus Christ, MY DONG’S ON FIRE! SWEEET MARY AND JOSEPH, WHY? WHHHHHYYYY?

Is it though? I haven’t found this to be a challenge, hence my new pandemic sized trousers.

...but someone does need to beat her ass. I’m not promoting violence, just saying what every reader is thinking.

I’m now having “Baby Genital Reveal Party Planner” business cards made. Killer advice, thank you. 

It sounded like Sting didn’t get the real...message in a bottle. 

No, that’s Drake, but common mistake. 

You are a good person. 

The price of a 500 lb cardboard barrel of processed cheese product is at a 15 year low? BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE!

Yes, off Stewart Road, look for the balloons and the 2 dead guests covered in creamy filling, spongecake and shrapnel.

There are some deals to be had, including $3 for the bowl used to give her that haircut.

You can have my Harrier jet when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

You keep using that word. I don’t think that means what you think it means, Johnny.