I just want to give him a hug.

If you got the money, you can be anything you want.

Unless it comes with a Hawaiian shirt and someone to yell “Duck, Magnum!”, then No Dice. 

It seems like someone needs to cut him, then run.

Not so much “Mad Max” as “Sad Max”. 

If you want a full 22 minutes of cringing, try watching her Kat show. Or better still, don’t.

Well, a LimpDick, and yeah, that checks. 

Alas there is no vaccine for the Twitterrona, which has proven fatal for empathy, critical thinking skills, compassion, and shame. 

Well, he’s part of the Connecticut Urines, so....

“Why don’t you just kick the Governor of New York in the balls? I’m sure there won’t be any repercussions.”

Dibs on DJ Stupidest Fucking Name Ever!

How they missed offering men’s shorts that say “We have the meat!” on them is beyond me.

That is truly interesting, and thank you, TIL something!

“Who is “Fuck this Assclown” for $500?”

Her dramatic role on Chicago PD was a revelation to me, and this makes me sad.

Its a shame, that show was set for a good runs. 

Whatever, dude from the future. It’s not like my carrier pigeon can make the flight to Sweden, then Jamaica, then back to the states before the deadline. 

My dry cleaner is having a 3 week destination wedding, 5,000 people are coming, and all the photos are being sold to Spot Remover Monthly.

In unrelated news, 5 men in that area of town have been reported missing....

Someone should be hitting her with a bike helmet. I volunteer.