Truth. There is nothing entertaining, valuable, important, funny, interesting or admirable about that fucking garbage collection of horrible people. I know this site, like all sites, needs clicks, but come the fuck on. Be better. 

Maybe try putting some clothes on first? I’m not your Interpretive Dance Supervisor, but....

“Bitcoin, Dogcoin, goats, empty returnable bottles, unrolled pennies, shiny discs of metal that look like coins but aren’t, beads, bags of leather scraps - whatever you have, we’ll take it. Just please buy our garbage sandwiches.”

nice price.

Oh, that’s included in the package. You are getting fucked at $2500 multiple ways. 

Kelly Kurdi, aka how to be a fucking stellar ally

I agree up to a point, but I think Cuomo has pissed off too many people and bullied others for decades. Even people who aren’t MeToo supporters will see this as a way to get their revenge. 

We’ll put that on your headstone

Some dude with coke in his nose. Lots of it.

Fuck every aspect of this - the hosts, the guests, all of it. Remember CancerAIDS here at the AV? Pepperidge Farms does, and they wish that upon everyone associated with this trash fire. 

This is what you would get if Ed Hardy designed cars.

His guest spot on Scrubs remains the best thing on that show ever, and still makes me choke up when I see those episodes. 

“Congrats on finishing the entire cake! Some people would have given up after half, it shows determination, commitment and follow through for an entire cake, and I think that should be recognized and celebrated, perhaps with another cake.” - A dude who really loves cake

“...folks, please don’t put maple syrup in your vagina, just don’t, that is a very bad idea.”

Is there a receipe for Malk, now with Vitamin R?

“Bitch, we like AIDS, I’m on your ass, we on your ass, bitch, we won’t go ‘way.”

If there’s an episode where everyone on the show gets run over by a bus in slo-mo, or has their face eaten by leopards, I would be interested.

So, is this column a collection of recipes that didn’t work previously due to physics, and are being repeated again, and still won’t work as physics have not changed, as they are wont to do?

Between this and the Suburban, perhaps this column should be called “I Bought Yet Another Shitty Car”.

And Jamie Starr is a thief!