But when replacing a burnt out taillight involves “learning to code”, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Wow, I might confuse it with a vehicle jeep hasn't sold in decades?  A 92 explorer and 92 Cherokee look more similar than this looks like a 2019 wrangler... 

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

I want to see the AWS StatCast numbers for exit speed and launch angle.

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

You know, if you resurrect Foodspin, you could Stick to Sprouts.

Not usually a huge fan, but I like this one.

Ross: Stress for Less

Gary Ridgeway was also considered a committed husband and father.

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.

“Hi, are you an idiot and bought/leased a car that you can’t afford?  Come trade it in for a piece of shit Mitsubishi!”

So let me get this straight. The Jets would have rather played an injured player who can’t give 100% than a healthy player at 100%.

Joe Westworld

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

You should learn to read.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Please move the team to Rio Rancho Estates. 

“Okay, hear me out. You know how the punter is usually the best athlete on the field?”

Only two franchises are capable of such horseshit.