Seriously. You almost have to wonder what the Jets were likewise thinking to agree the deal.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Land don’t vote !

Seems like that, right?  Hilarious.  I guess the perp has never watched The Wire.  Or Breaking Bad.  Or most cop shows, or heist movies, or had caller ID, or received a call on their cel phone, or really existed in the modern world at all, really. 

Not really an obscure rule - it’s from the original Knickerbocker rules that modern baseball is based on:

That not apples and oranges... it’s like comparing giant pumpkins and currants. Assuming clean history and PDI, I’d hoon this every weekend with a shit-eating grin on my face and no payments.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

So you went from spending $13k to +$75k.

“No one fucks with us ever. Now I don’t give a fuck who we play. We’re gonna fuck them up. We’re gonna take it right to them the whole fucking way. We’re gonna kick their fucking ass.”

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

but as we shared with you last week will also show up in some form in street car due to FIA homologation rules.

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

Tranny swap into a better ZJ, and keep the cowl tag from the original as a souvenir/documentation.

The Bucs should be deported just for the font on their uniform numbers.

Doctors don’t prescribe cigarettes. Nobody is getting hooked on cigarettes because that carton of Marlboro Reds they were sent home with following surgery was just too good to stop using.

If you have low oil, the engine stops. The new engine will come with a new sensor.

The guy has built countless engines and specializes in 2JZ builds. I’d trust his expertise in the matter. 

The guy’s been building winning race cars for decades, but I’m sure you’re right to assume he’s a chump.

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?