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And in case you didn’t know, auto show means automobile show which means car show.

nah

I looked for the “committed husband and father” section on Dennis Rader’s wikipedia page and didn’t find it, but maybe it just needs to be added.

It’s barely taller than the 05 Toyota Matrix I’m parked next to 90% of the time. If it didn’t have a roof rack it’s probably the same height.

Was Schildt a St. Louis cop before this?

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

If only the referee who yelled “fuck you, you’re gettin a fucking penalty” at James Neal was working this game.

Blaser’s mechanic of signaling a strike and then calling time shows he was guessing. That’s not a set of mechanics which make sense there.

Netflix will now be caught up to what has always been available on Pop. This “new” season started in January.

You don’t even have to consult with Frank to know that this is a bad idea.

The range of dicks Ben Shapiro demands to see took an odd turn.

Jim Harbaugh is currently tossing a ball into his custom baseball glove, smirking and nodding.

He is absolutely not one of the best on the bases. Remember in the ALCS last year in Boston when he got hit in the chest in the B position on a steal? Remember as U1 he got hit by a batted ball, maybe even last year as well? Do you ever see him go out on catch/no catch coverage as U2? He gets nowhere. On balls down

Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t.

Yeah, they develop that skill by practicing it from childhood on. No voice coach required. Like the Ump Voice, the QB Cadence has a self-perpetuating cycle of influence. I grew up with umps going STEEEEEEE and quarterbacks going BLUE EIGHTY!!!!!!, and I wanted to sound like that. Sounded super manly.

Didn’t that happen to Mike Carey and CBS had to come out and defend him?

I can’t wait for ESPN Sunday Night Baseball featuring rules expert Angel Hernandez.

The worse is that half-blind asshole in the AL.

A bunch of the college fields I umpired at had weird things like that. The “in play” area behind North Park University in Chicago’s first base dugout (toward the outfield) goes beyond (deeper in foul territory) the back wall of the dugout, so there are areas on an overthrow of first that would mean you can’t even see

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