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Candy Maldanado
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Time is not a straight line, so yes

The lenders are also offering Hertz an upgrade towards 1% off future loans for just $20 million extra, but only if they sign up now. Not interested? How about $10 million to upgrade to our Premium Midsize Luxury Medium Standard class of loans, which offer more lenient Debt-to-Equity covenants and a bimonthly borrowing

And all those Porsche’s wearing Pilot Super Sport 4S’s are juck poser ass wankers who never take their car to the track or drive it for sport.

A fast truck...that’s electric...if only they had something for this.

Key piece of information missing.

Wait. . . .a what?

“how wide is it?”

Nah, not worth my time. Bye.

Sure, and that’s why they targeted media vehicles specifically.

How does cop butt taste like?

Did you watch any of the videos?  I'd say the sound was pretty fucking loud at the source.

Wow that was SO MUCH WORSE than I thought it was going to be. :(

Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.

Right, so many memories and so much money put into that home that you’ve never spoken to its resident until the house made national news.

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Who is even thinking about Bernie or Warren as a nominee at this point? I’m well aware that he’s going to be the nominee, and it’s strange that literally any observation of Biden being less-than-perfect turns into someone in the comments accusing me or Jezebel at large of being deluded about the reality we find

With the states “opening up” we are going to need more refrigerated trailers very soon.

I hope after the crash, the reaction was SHHIIIIIIEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT

Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of said blues musicians had been approved.

Maybe they heard “Omar comin’”