Always ask about the Hereford Boathouse.  A real Special Ops guy knows it was “mauve”.

when somebody says they were in the Special Forces, they almost certainly were not.

The email from Howard-Higgins to Musk after Musk terminated his contract (this caused Musk to rehire Howard-Higgins):

If you can’t trust Chicago-area cops, then who can you trust?

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

its a t-mobile coverage map i think.

Cousin Greg will win the whole game.

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

cool story

These are the same wealthy NYC Liberals attending the Climate Strike.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

Well, he’s not Poor Rodriguez.

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

The DENNIS System is equally hilarious, messed up, and definitely could have gone bad in the wrong hands.

I think The Implication scene from The Gang Buys a Boat demonstrates how you can make a joke about practically anything. But the trick is in how you frame the joke.

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

you need to go do something with a college kid

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.