Was hoping this would end with “and then crash the plane into Bob Kraft” but you apparently hit send too early.

Did we check if the stove is actually on or is the gas just running?

I don’t have AA status anymore since I’m no longer travelling for work, but there was a point I had to go SAT-DFW-elsewhere a few times a month and I don’t think anything was on time through DFW across two whole years.

Pull a prowler and do face pulls every few steps.

*Dusty calls his friends in the Arizona Fall League, says he’s got a guy*

The Browns should be in the MAC. Statistically and geographically this makes sense.

The Bears should just be cancelled.

“I wonder what eleven minutes feels like.”

No, are you?

You on the team?

Using 146 hops, brewed on three days rest.

*Brian McCann attempts to adopt him*

“well...I thought them Chineeeeese only had slant eyes in Amurica”

I felt like a ridiculous asshole somewhere between ordering the jacket and picking it up at the store. I think I wore it once.

Francisco Cabrera is a guy I remember.

“fukudome” was my wifi password up until a few months ago

*Eddie Lacy’s ears perk up*

+1 towel drill

An alternative fact?