but what about Deion Sanders?

Water, China food, whatever

“I don’t see any connection between the birds flying full speed into glass and their having head injuries.”

what

Nomar Garciapara would like to have a word with you.

When the umpires don’t show up in time, 50 Cent gets to pitch while photographers are allowed into the field of play. This is baseball under Rob Manfred.

Didn’t they start doing that in like the Arizona Fall League or something as an experiment?

...and Smails isn’t even spelled right.

I never thought a child would be named after a prank call I made.

West Chicago is a suburb of Naperville

How was your time at the New York Post?

+1 Grand Prize Game

Just charge it to Bud Selig anyway.

fukudome is still my wifi password

I’m waiting for Starter to come back.

I was on my way to the Target next door and once took a detour to see two periods of an Islanders/Senators game for $9 in the upper section. The only way I know about their games is StubHub.

But people just aren’t coming to games. 

+1 Malort

Memphis Grizzlies, sponsored by the NRA via a picture of Betsy DeVos

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