Alan Cumming is so damn charming and sexy, he can get it at any age.

Game.

I know I will get stomped on for this but:

And the final word on playing the “woman card”.

I’m so glad I live in SF, because I am a very very butch woman, and I am constantly worried that “concerned citizens” might see me in a ladies room and flip out on my ass. I think I can cross off the entirety of the deep south off of any future travel itineraries.

Eh, I gotta disagree with you.

OMG this. So sick of the “KELLY IS A VICTIM” narrative trying to be pushed here. So her coworker didn’t share every detail about a promotion. Well guess what, that happens in the real world all the freaking time. As you said she still has a job where she makes 15m a year, the rich white woman will make it you guys!

She is not his partner, she is the contractually obligated cohost at his former gig. That’s not to say that he can’t appreciate and respect what she said today. He was most likely under a gag rule to not breathe a word of the negotiations to anyone, including her. It’s not personal, it’s business. She’s still got her…

Is that what he calls you, his vanilla lemonade! Level, easy? I’LL SAY, you trollop!

No statement from Rachel Ray yet tho? Suspicious.

In my experience, it takes about two years to really hook into a group of friends. You have to be a joiner for a bit, and also, deal with some people you don’t really connect with.

Dave’s sketch and this Kevin Smith story have to be the two funniest things people have ever said about Prince that I have ever heard.
(Know this was posted by Jalopnik but not everyone goes there)

Oswalt is one of my favourite comedians, he seems like such a genuinely nice and funny person in real life, and I think that’s clearly proved in the sincere outpouring of love on Twitter right now. Hearing the way he talks about his wife and daughter in his stand-up made this gut wrenching for me to read. That poor,…

That’s why no one tells her secrets...

73?!?

May he be run over by a truck...26 times.

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

Kim also wore this outfit yesterday, so I’m fairly certain she is high on something.

Off topic: please bring back Pissing Contest! I’m so bored at work 😭