No one is more disappointed at how this story has progressed than Jon lovitz.

Yeah FUCK them. As one of the many sheep that went to the best funeral ever, I would like my money back.

After 18 years together Maria Menounos’ man proposed on the Howard Stern show. She seemed thrilled.

The police interview when they first brought him in is up on YouTube. Pretty fascinating. Amazing the way he doubles down on everything, even asking them to speed up the DNA tests so he can clear his good name.

Remember that game show where dudes would rate a group of like 5 women on who had the best tits, ass and face? I think then the ladies would rate the men but who knows. That was obviously not the point of the show and I never saw any of my friends who liked it stick around for that part.

Disagree I love the red hair on her. She looks foxy as hell.

When asked to comment on their characters storyline the Olsen twins said:

One time I got in a fight with a boyfriend while he was inside of me. That’s when I knew it was really over. I was like I need you to get out of my vagina and my apartment.

The coke use seems to have really amped up this season, as have the boob jobs and the Botox. Jax’s poor eye sockets can barely house those gigantic eyeballs and they are about to slip slide on out of there on all that sweat. Money is the root of all evil.

This would be funny if I wasn’t still so extremely traumatized from that human horse love story last year.

I agree. I believe the cut off is whether or not Facebook existed when you were in high school.

Yeah I don't feel like a millennial, but the facts do check out, so I guess we are. Cheers!

All the stores in my area have stopped carrying crispix cereal. I keep thinking they just changed the box so I spend like 15 minutes inspecting the boxes and nothing, it’s gone! oh I'm sorry were not enough people instagraming their crispix or something? smdh what a world.

My cats are excellent at hiding so it’s hard to get a picture

I guess I thought because everyone has made such a fuss over Hamilton that it would be different somehow. But, it seemed like a regular musical thing to me. I don’t get it.

Social media ruined everything.

I recently left a job that required me to be involved in a lot of republican events. I have worked with Fiorina, Cruz and walkers teams as well as a few others. It was very difficult to stay focused on doing my job while so fundamentally disagreeing with the purpose of the events and hoping they all failed. I know it…

He’s never held a public office, he’s a character! Electing Trump is like electing Stephen Colbert from the Colbert report. But yeah, I didn’t realize when I brought up the debates that she was republican. If anything I thought she would be moderate. I said something like it seems like Jeb is the most moderate and she…

My brother has two kids and a wife and I am single with no kids. While it pains me a bit and I really want my own family, nothing has been more fulfilling in my life than being an auntie. It’s the best. Congratulations!

I’m finding it hard to not bring up the election and debates in social settings. It is at the forefront of my mind and when I’m among my peers and drinking, it has come out twice. Last night I brought it up at happy hour with girlfriends. My friend is dating a new guy and they are moving really fast. I asked if they…