He’s quite charming about the whole thing. Poor guy needed help!

Fantastic headline on the Daily Mail:

Well, I think all musicians are. I’m sure he has had hundreds of songs turned down, it’s not a big deal. He doesn’t care which is why he told the story in an interview.

If your child is kicking the seat in front it is your responsibility to stop your own child. Do not make me have words with your kid!

Nothing beats Dior in my book

It's unfortunate to me that Danny Devito, in the business his whole life and married to an actress for 40 years is just learning about the wage gap.

Thank you.

I see putting words in someone’s mouth and then attacking them for the words you wrote for them is something you do and therefore I will let you have at it.

Jesus. Her comments weren’t malicious, they were uneducated and poorly worded. I don’t think a zero tolerance policy is the quickest way to change. People make mistakes and you take the opportunity to teach them and then we all progress. Or maybe you just yell at them and shame them into silence.

Could you please point me to the part where she implies all women are white? I can't find it.

This statement?

Don’t color you hair. I’d be a brunette if I could be. Im a medium blonde so choices need to be made. Either I’m darkening or I’m lightening but I’m not going to be “dishwater.”

I am getting my hair cut and colored this year and I’m going to make myself a banana split for dinner/dessert. I’m gonna have a real fuck off day.

Last time I made plans on my birthday my friend asked me last minute if she could reschedule cause she wanted to go to a Grammy party. I'm like, you're asking me to reschedule my birthday dinner? Forget it.

Ill be alone on my birthday this week for the third year in a row. I hate it too. And it feels weird to make plans on your birthday, especially if they don't know it's your birthday, then you have to decide if you're going to tell them or not. I don't use Facebook or anything like that so few of my friends know when…

Last time I ever went to a movie at the theatre in LA I was walking out and saw all these roaches on the ground. I said to my friend look, they’re everywhere thank god they weren’t in the theatre. Then we realized we had been sitting in a dark room for the last two hours and it’s very likely, considering the sticky…

I can not hate this promo any more. No wonder Andie’s pissed.

What Stacy Dash finds astounding is that we have had a president who is black in office for eight years who gets most of his money from the liberal elite in Hollywood and yet there are not very many parts for people of color. How can that be?

His statement is terrible. Apart from being a creep and a predator he is also a shitty publicist.

Damn.