Thank you :) cheers!

I’m in the Bay Area right now and sf sourdough is like no other. With you guys, my bread and my Chardonnay, things are alright!

Thank you. I gathered all my best friends around for the evening wine, chocolate and cheese.

Thanks :) I got fired two weeks ago (for bs reasons by horrible people) and things have just been laughably shitty lately. Can't possibly be this way forever! Right!!

I love how you always find the best in every situation! It’s true, I have a nice bottle of chard, some fresh sourdough, a wedge of Brie and I’m about to get started on my moms box of chocolates. Things could be a lot worse. Happy New Year DBSaBPT! :)

I just drove 400 miles to see an apartment I wanted to rent. I was in touch with the guy up until the last hour when he dropped off the face of the earth. But it’s ok cause I’m in my home town now, so I figured I’d see some friends or family. Everyone sucks and bailed. I’m alone on New Year’s Eve, 400 miles from my…

Working as a PA in LA I have had to buy many embarrassing items. Eventually you just stop caring and it’s kinda funny. I have bought case after case of 300 pack laxative suppositories for one boss. They don’t stock that jumbo size so you gotta special order it. A few months ago I was looking for an organic hemorrhoid…

Luann is in on the joke that you seem to be missing. She boned a houseboy in Turks and Caicos last season during filming and had no qualms about telling the other ladies to lighten up. Martha Stewart being the authority on what constitutes a false sense of superiority or a veneer of class is truly laughable.

Luann has a great sense of humor and handled it like a lady while also letting her know she will cut a bitch if she needs to.

Money can't buy you class, Martha.

You’re off topic. We are discussing the brilliance of vanderpump rules right now. I don't swim in your toilet, please don't piss in my pool.

That’s a great story. Reminds me of how I hate listened to him and Hannity for years and would always be pissed off all the time.

Fuck him for throwing a “we” in there. “We” feel so bad, like it was a team error. I like that he basically ran off stage though.

That's the best gift :)

It’s this!

I opened it and put the batteries in to make sure it worked and I kept it on the whole night. Every time I went into my kitchen I walked under a rainbow arch like a care bear it’s pretty awesome. And we will do presents on Christmas Eve so she’ll get it at night and her little mind will be all magical for Santa in the…

I got my five year old niece a nightlight that projects a rainbow across her room and a book about a girl with a rainbow of her own. I’m so excited to give it to her.

Sure. But that part isn't really covered in the song. It’s like yeah, you used to have you’re day, you used to be on top, but guess what not any fucking more. It’s just a hard one to sing along to.

I’m the same with under my thumb.

thanks for the tears you monster.