Had she even seen an episode when she signed on? I am a homebody type of person myself, but I can’t relate to her at all because why the fuck did she go in the first place? Girl, bye.
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There was an attempt at a coverup, she tried to float some other names of who it could have been, but...we knew and she knew it. No one was as eager to collect the copies as she was.
My coworker that I was hooking up with brought a date to the office Christmas party. Beginning of the night: um, ok dick. End of the night: sobbing tears. It got so bad that one of my other coworkers removed me from the party and then proceeded to make out with me in the alley outside. We ended up dating for 5 years.
Looks like “I didn’t do it” to me, which is always ballsy in a DNA case and probably why he can barely get it out of his dumb face.
God damn. How do I get in contact with the people who made over Tina Fey?
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Rainbow eagle full back tattoos are the worst on my very recently formed list.
Actually no that's the worst it could be.
Ouch. Happy you’re broke, single and alone day! Followed by you’re hungover and everything’s closed day!
New Years Eve is the worst day of the year promptly followed by New Years Day.
Everything there is non perishable so it is a stretch to call it a fridge. It’s more like a wine cooler. She definitely has a regular fridge for her dairy and meats.
But she def made those muffins.
Oh hell no.
Lena Dunham discussing her fun times on stage:
I don’t know. I think she probably got a lot of back handed compliments like You go girl! Who cares what you look like, just be you! You’re an inspiration to so many girls! Along with plenty of shitty comments online. When she goes into an interview her weight is somehow on the table for discussion. I can see myself…
That’s an Amy Schumer bit anyway.
Me too. TLC did it right.
Totally. And if you can’t tell Jax is a douchenozzle within 3 seconds of laying eyes on him, that’s on you not him.
I died almost as much as I died during the epic Stassi and Kristin fight when Kristin was storming out telling Jax what a dick he is and he says “you came twice sweetheart.”