The only thing I like better than eavesdropping on peoples conversations at LA parties is eavesdropping on peoples tinder dates at Starbucks.

This helped me

My BBB carries kerastase hair products. They give me the $5 off and 20% off and I feel like I am robbing a bank.

This happens every year. Halloween comes down and Christmas goes up. Any yet every year people are pissed. I’ll meet you back here in one year for the exact same complaint and every year after that until forever.

The kind of shitty person who goes on a reality show and is paid to stir up some drama, probably.

you just reminded me how much I hated this stupid, fast-talking, unrealistic show. There is no pretending to not know what the next character is going to say, we all know this is scripted so let me just read these words as fast as possible so you can get to your words.

ahahahah the carrots.

basically, yeah.

I’m with you on every point, especially the last one.

Wow she has a lot to say now. She acted like she stumbled off a plane onto WWHL last night. Like she was being harassed by the paparazzi. No questions! No pictures! How did you find me here you stalkers!

Thanks for the good advice :)

Aren’t they? My mom nursed me through a surgery earlier this year, stayed with my cats while I was in the hospital, a week longer than expected and was just all around there for me. When I was home recently, she was talking about me to a relative and pulled out the thank you note I sent her after the surgery. She…

That’s smart. I’ve been coming and going (visiting) my mom for 15 years. We have developed a completely different relationship than when I was actually living in her house. She doesn’t cook or stock groceries anymore, she’s married now and goes to her husbands everynight, she just comes home to sleep (hero,…

Thanks. You’re all so darn supportive on here, you’re blinding me with your kind, shiny hearts.

This reminds me of a language and logic class I took in 5th grade. The next line would be how old am I?

This is an excellent point. I have lived far away from my mom and family for 15 years and Ive missed a lot. I know we won’t all be around forever. It’s a great opportunity to spend some time with my mom.

Aw that’s a great story. You’re a house-spiration.

Thanks, I know you're right. And when I think about the outcome, it's very exciting.

Totally. Big picture. Thanks :)

Yeah, and my mom is super cool. She doesn’t care if I smoke or drink and she’s almost never home so it’s kind of a no brainer. It’s just, I’m moving back home, from across the state where I’ve lived for almost 15 years back into my childhood bedroom. While I know it’s smart, it feels kind of like a failure.