At 33, I am contemplating moving back in with my mother for a year to save enough money to buy a house. I am letting go of the man is going to swoop in and save me plan and moving ahead with the plan to be a home owning adult on my own. With my mom. Weeeee living with your parents in your 30s, I feel so alive. Hey…

I like the logo. I think it's smart, clean and simple. If it were much flashier or complicated, we would be making fun of her for that.

I’m no member of the beyhive, but I don’t get the fuss. I watched it 3 times and I barely saw her lips move. I think it was a show in politeness. One time I walked up to my boss at an event, I said her name and asked her a question. She never looked up at me, she just turned and walked away. Someone else heard it and…

That’s pretty much the job description.

Hahahahha. As an assistant, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the words “thank you _____, that’s perfect” have never, ever come out of her mouth.

Sure, but there is certainly tape in place to prevent that. She wasn’t checking the security of the tape or anything she was just fussing over her. Beat it chick.

I am an assistant and Beyonce was right. Get the fuck out of the shot. She wasn’t doing anything necessary, it’s not like her tit was out.

In making shit from our childhood real news, Chrissy died of a drug overdose.

Anyone else get fucked by the I-5 mudslide? I try to take a day off for the first time this summer and a mountain falls down on the road I need to get out of town! I tried to go around it like the rest of LA, spent 3 hours in zero mile an hour traffic, decided to turn around and spent an hour getting home. Winning!

My cat does the exact same thing, but it won’t let me post the video for some reason. This morning about 5 am my other cat alerts me to a jiggling at the front door, which was dead bolted so apparently she couldn’t work it. I open the door and I literally turned around like, I thought you were inside are there two of…

When you guys post your slack chats, it’s a hair away from when people are like why don’t we have our own reality show?!?! Where is our camera crew?! We don’t need to write stories WE ARE THE STORY.

seems to matter to you.

Wow, I’m honored. Tell me more about what my view is, I’m fascinated.

I didn’t say Vanity Fair hates all women. You went from A to C.

What’s your explanation for the Andy Cohen snub? He’s getting like 2 million viewers a night and lots of press coverage the next day after big interviews. Seems like a blatant snub. Of course, most of his viewers are women. Im starting to think vanity fair thinks women have no place in late night.

That’s the way you fucking do it. As a victim of the trashing, bad mouthing and threatening to sell your shit kinda break up, I will never understand why people can’t just be friendly about it. Just treat others the way you’d want to be treated. That’s it.

Oh whatever it’s very obvious that you were exaggerating your feelings for comedic effect. Anyone who thinks you actually want to burn this couple doesn’t deserve an explanation. I thought it was funny and that’s what we’re here for.

I can’t wait to see how this ends.

I’m developing an app that texts my ex boyfriend every time I take a shit. Why, but also why not?

I was in a meeting with Sharon Osbourne about 6 months ago and her face didn’t move once. It is truly frozen that way.