Oof that needed another edit. But geez guy on the rights thighs FTW.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are so perfect for each other. It’s like two artisans in a tiny seaside village crafted them by hand using locally sourced found materials, colored them using dyes from organic rooftop vegetable gardens and then stitched them together with all natural hemp twine. It’s beautiful.

Cute room though.

I love Chelsea Peretti.

never gets old.

The hits just keep coming from Ryan Reynolds. Slow down and save some jokes for the rest of us.

I love Amy and I think she deserved to win. But her hairstylist needs to shape up or ship out s/he is doing her wrong at every appearance.

I agree I do not think he thought he would be leading. But he’s getting tired. He was complaining about the debate being 3 hours long the other night and last night he said he could be in his 5th avenue apartment with his feet up instead of campaigning. He’s the oldest candidate, let’s just let him tire himself out.

Yes I remember having my first attack of what I now know was gallbladder pain when I was 15. I had the surgery at 33. I had been tested for everything from lupus to fibromyalgia to leukemia. They found the gallstone but for some reason, my doctor at the time did not want to remove it and insisted that we needed our…

You’ll probably be better than ever. Are they making you cough? That was the worst part for me. Twice a day they wanted me to cough up anything settling in my lungs. But the abdominal pain was real and my complications meant that I couldn’t take pain medicine, so coughing was brutal. Sitting up was also not fun for…

If you don’t care about the rubbery consistency of the skin, then baste away. But if you want a crispy skin I would make sure the bird is as dry as possible. Though my mom bastes and her birds are both crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Moms are magic.

I had my gallbladder removed about 6 months ago. I had a complication during recovery and was admitted to the hospital for two days. After that I was fine. I was in terrible pain for half my life with that thing and my only regret is not doing it sooner. The pain from surgery was completely gone within 4 weeks.…

One time I was making out with my boyfriend and we were really young. He was sucking on my tongue and he sucked it so hard the little string thing that attaches the bottom of your tongue to the bottom of your mouth snapped and I started bleeding. It was basically the picture above but with tongues instead of lips. I…

So you’re saying the question should have been what woman would you put on the $2 bill? Maybe they would have had an easier time answering that question.

Didn’t Paul say Susan B. Anthony? That seems like cheating. She is already on a coin, so I guess he thought he would just promote her instead of coming up with a second woman worthy of the honor.

Trump was good too her pointed to his daughter and said ivanka has been sitting there for 3 hours so I’ll go with her and when no one laughed he just mumbled off something like eh I’ll go with rosa parks too, great lady (and it doesn't matter this is a joke question)

Yeah Paul was struggling with that question, having to go first and all. Everyone else had time. Carson had time to think of someone. Huckabee also threw in that he’d like his wife to see her face on the money she spends everyday. You know cause men make the money and women spend it.

Huckabee and Carsons answers to the $10 bill question were so lame. They would choose their wife and their mom to put on the nations money. If huckabee had his way mrs huckabee would be on our fucking money. What has she done besides being married to duck hunter? But I think fiorinas answer was the worst. This bitch…

I am going to drink every time I see my boss in the audience and remember that I still have to come to work tomorrow.

Exactly, there are a lot of hot people here and not a lot of loyalty. When my boyfriend and I broke up he was fucking my friend within days. As Pete Holmes said on his podcast the other day, if you don’t have a steady stream of cash going into your bank account reminding you why you’re here it’s the quickest place to…