I did not notice the same thing. Other than retail stores being open which I understand, I felt like I was the only poor sucker out there. The roads were nice this morning though, I was like Elaine with my wiiiiiide lanes.

That has happened to me before too. Could it be kinja? I wasn’t able to log in for over a week once and then one day, I was able to. Same key, nothing changed on my end.

Holidays are up to the discretion of the employer. My employer does not deem Labor Day a holiday. She also did not feel that the 4th of July needed to be a holiday. My Make America Great Again-ing, fox news loving, billionaire bitch of a boss does not think that Labor day and 4th of July are holidays. Make America…

Anyone interested in a job as Damon Wayans publicist should submit resumes ASAP there is a position opening up.

She thinks any tiny space is made for her and will hiss at me if I disagree. She has quite the ego.

Cat in a bag.

The shade of linking to beyonces instagram with more photos of her alleged awesomeness right after the actually awesome Mindy kaling interview where she talks about what she is going to teach her daughter is not lost on me.

Regina: Do you know what people say about you? They say you are a homeschooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me. So don’t try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little...[gets hit by school bus]

Yep, this ones definitely erroneous.

Terribly sorry, your opinion is an outlier and must be dropped.

They haunt me like the wolf in never ending story.

Eww. Shia is so gross. You just made my girl boner shrink up inside my body.

Would U fuck Seth Rogen?

It sort of looks like it says APPLE which would be kinda sweet. He also has BRUSH YOUR TEETH on his forearm and CALL YOUR MOM on his chest.

LA. Come on out! The more the miserabler.

This article made me realize something. Fuck everything, I’m getting another cat.

I live in a land of no seasons. My answer is winter followed by the sameness that is the rest of the year.

On my lelo the rubber is coming off the hard plastic underneath, like the glue came undone. I haven’t used it THAT much. I want to see what the warranty is, but, really? How far does my shame meter go to actually investigate the recourse of a faulty used vibrator. How’s that call gonna go. My other lelos are stellar…

What am I getting paid? I’m not here to work.